Woof…Meow…Woof…

Morning Class, Welcome back.
Today Master Momo chan shall talk about the relationship of Man, Woman and Bitch.

Stay tune.

Senario 1: Call Back
Man: ” Bitch, Come back!”
Bitch: Act blur, will come back if you have food in hand
Woman: “Who are you calling?”

Senario 2: Food
Woman: “Dinner time!”
Bitch: “WOOF… WOOF” It’s mine, it’s Mine. ALL MINE! I’ll Dance for you, I’ll do anything for you, just give it to me…
Man: Again… Chopping everything up and dump them in a pot is not a stew. When will she ever learn? “Yes, darling, coming”

Senario 3: Sleep
Man: Snoring
Woman: Lord, can you turn off the thunder?
Bitch: sleep… you’re feeling sleepy.. sleep… then i can go out and play.

Senario 4: Play
Man: Beer in hand, in front of comp
Woman: All dress up, ready to party. PLAY
Bitch: “Dont let me get you, you stupid tail. Who’s the boss? ME!”

Senario 5: Feeling Blue/ Sad
Man: Beers in hand, in front of comp
Woman: “Sob sob.. why must they do all these to me. I’m just a woman!” Let’s go shopping!
Bitch: “Har, what’s that?”

Senario 6: Feeling Red/ Happy
Man: Beers in hand, in front of comp. Sometime with friends
Woman: Smiling and smiling… some might thought she’s a goner but she’s really just happy.
Bitch: ” MUAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m the bitch of the world!”

Time’s up. Time for breaky.