PR
What a day!
I have officially received my PR status of Normanton Park and Kent Ridge Park. Permanent Resident and the Park Ranger. Godpa and Godma has applied for my PR status for NP and finally we got the confirmation. YIPPIE! and they are now promoted as my pa and ma. Well, She-devil is always a she-devil BUT.. now i have a he-devil too… No worries, I’ll use my teethie and growls at him.
She-devil has been busy… rather extremely busy. But she’s my ma, at least she feed me before she go out to work. You know, do silly things to get $$, god knows what that is.. but i get my food.. kekekekeke…
I have just realised that he-devil is the real devil. He makes me work.. now he found a new job for me.. PR – PARK RANGER.. can you imagine, i have to take care of 70 ha of land and i am also the mascot for the trail. I have to walk and guard the park, working 3 hours a day. No evian mineral water, only longkang water… though he-devil says it’s natural spring water, but he’s dumb. Singapore, where got spring water? The water never jumps… the spring spoilt liaw.
Anyway, let me tell you what happened yesterday. I thought i saw a stupid bird! Well, i did, i did… It is a stupid bird!!! KILL!! Well, he-devil got it before me.. Woof woof woof.. stupid pa.. LET ME HAVE IT!! LET ME!!
Hmm…. they put it back to the tv.. i saw it.. he puts the birdie into the tv… the animal planet show… you know.. it’s in that black square box… wait a minute.. it’s in the green hamster cage.. no… it’s in the black box… Arghhh… where is it… where is it.. i must find it before she-devil do.. Come on birdie, chip chip chip.. good birdie….. come out… before she-devil is back and eat you as dinner, i’ll eat.. ops.. er, save you…. cheap cheap cheap…
Anyway, i’ll guard the hamster cage.. NO TRANSPASSING! Arghhh… woof… especially the he-devil….
By the way, I just realised i worth a million bucks… someone post my photo up… maybe it’s he-devil… i know he wanted to kidnap me for a long time.. it’s ok.. i’ll show him the PR power later… POWER RANGER!!