{"id":10,"date":"2005-05-30T11:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T03:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=10"},"modified":"2005-05-30T11:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-30T03:18:00","slug":"new-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"New Present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that i do not wanna do my blogging work for the past 2 weeks. It&#8217;s because Godma has kept the computer. They all went gai gai for few days so i was on my surveillance duty 24\/7. It&#8217;s tiring&#8230;sob&#8230; child abuse, dog abuse, cat abuse&#8230; all abuse&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>First, Godpa, Godma, Papa Chan, Aunty Amelia, Uncle and Aunty Tong, Uncle Eric and Uncle Jason ( fhew&#8230; so many names&#8230;) all went to climb some waterfall somewhere&#8230; Then when they came back, Godpa and godma went to bangkok again. So, i stayed at home with Aunty yue ping and uncle lianli.<\/p>\n<p>It was fun&#8230; the evil godma is not in&#8230; Muah hahahahahaha&#8230;. muah hahahahahaha.. When the Devil is out, the little al-hornio rules&#8230;. Muah hahahahahaha&#8230; muah hahahahahaha&#8230; I pooed and peed over the place, practicing my tic-tac-toe. I can now pooed in the right square box and draw a line through the poos. It&#8217;s dirty and a little bit gross but it&#8217;s fun. Aunty yue ping is so nice that she never really scold or whack me like what evil godma will, I got lots of veg and fruits and cookies&#8230;cause aunty yueping cannot stand my eye power&#8230;. wink wink&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>However, i do missed my personal rubBer (Godpa) and my personal pillow cum blanket cum warmer (Godma) at night. I hate sleeping alone. Anyway, Godpa and godma is back. I got my present.. a new harness and it&#8217;s PINK&#8230; now i feel like a gal&#8230;.. (giggling&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Godma, I DEMAND to go gai gai later&#8230; need to show off to my friends. Ehhhhh, i need to SEE my friends actually&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that i do not wanna do my blogging work for the past 2 weeks. It&#8217;s because Godma has kept the computer. They all went gai gai for few days so i was on my surveillance duty 24\/7. It&#8217;s tiring&#8230;sob&#8230; child abuse, dog abuse, cat abuse&#8230; all abuse&#8230;. First, Godpa, Godma, Papa Chan, Aunty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}