Hew… I have finally peed and pooed at the right place, at the right spot. I have given up fighting with Godpa and Godma. They’ve been whacking me hard for peeing and pooing in the room, especially the she-devil. So, i put up my white flag and declare the war is over.<\/p>\n
Oh yah, Abby and Rocky came over the other day. My rocky has put on weight. Rocky, time to loose those flabs, it’s uncool. Stupid godma was trying to make all three of us fat, she made pasta, high calories food. Godma said my birthday is coming soon, she’ll give me a drumstick and egg. And she said i can ask abby, rocky and baby over again for my birthday party. i hope she doesn’t dress me up like a clown. It’s my birthday. Before that, I’ll need to exercise more, I got an image to maintain and look good for my B day.<\/p>\n
Sister Ming (Godma’s niece) is in town, she’s a cute gal. She loves me. Everybody loves me, muah ahhahahahaha… except for grandmas, Godma and Godpa’s mommies think I’m dirty. But i’m really clean. We’ve been playing ball ball, running around the house, out to the park. The fun part is she screams.. just like me… hehehehe… AHHHHHHHHHH…<\/p>\n
Anyway, time to recharge batteries. zzzz…. zzzzzz….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hew… I have finally peed and pooed at the right place, at the right spot. I have given up fighting with Godpa and Godma. They’ve been whacking me hard for peeing and pooing in the room, especially the she-devil. So, i put up my white flag and declare the war is over. Oh yah, Abby […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}