I’m depressed. Rocky went out with baby, sob sob…rocky… why did you do that to me???? sob sob… nevermind, I’ll be going to the beach this sat. I’m getting myself a new boyfriend. Hmm, like Godma says, no point crying over spilled milk, just lick it up.<\/p>\n
But now, i have to find a cure for my ten nipples, or is it eight? I can’t see it myself.<\/p>\n
Well, Godma was off again in the afternoon. She’s back home and doing her crazy stuff again. I was just taking my usual nap and nuahing around. Well, maybe she knew i was aiming at the books, it just tastes all so nice, especially when you’re bored. Maybe it was because of the kangaroo pencil that i chewed the other days, maybe it was because i’ve been hiding under the table, maybe, maybe… I dont know. BUT, GODMA YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT PRICKLY HEAT ON MY NIPPLES!!!<\/p>\n
Crazy godma and Godpa has been infested by her craziness too. First, Godpa commented i need a bath cause i stink. Come on Grandpa, i smell good. I dont need perfume, i’m a naturalist, remember. Then Godma says, maybe prickly heat will cover the smell for a while. After all, I’ll be bathed later tonight after the walk. I was happy, prickly heat, hmmm… something new… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
So, there, I got it. HOT HOT COOL.. weird feeling. ARGHHHH.. my nipples. I tried licking them. My magical all-purpose saliva should ease me, i hope. BUT now, my tongue feels it too. ARGhhh…. EVIL Godma and godpa were laughing out loud.. Muah ahahahahahahah
\nWhat’s so funny? ARGhhhhhhhhh…….<\/p>\n
HELP! My nipples are COLD….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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