{"id":17,"date":"2005-06-28T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-28T06:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=17"},"modified":"2020-12-01T17:57:07","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T09:57:07","slug":"mc-the-new-superstar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"MC, the new superstar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er Hem&#8230; Good day everyone, I&#8217;m Momo Chan, you may call me MC. I&#8217;m the new superstar and will be the greatest Diva in years to come.<\/p>\n<p>Early morning sunday, 5am.<br \/>\nGodpa, Godma and Papa Chan brought me to a road cycling race. You know, the weird looking iron horse whose legs are round and never spoken a word despite me talking to him everyday.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, there were lots and lots of people there. Gogo Kit, Gogo kelvin, Geoff and there&#8217;s an uncle wildcat. I wonder if he&#8217;s related to me. Like i&#8217;m a cat dog, he might be a cat human. Hmmmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a fountain there and as usual, crazy godma got up too early in the morning, she got me doing my &#8220;car wiper&#8221; act. Stupid hands, Stop it&#8230; Sob sob&#8230; Godpa, Papa&#8230; HELP!!!! She-devil is disgracing me in front of hundreds of people&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, when the race started, Godpa went on the bike, not the iron horse but the stronger iron ox. Hmm, he looked kind of sexy in that helmet, ( from the volvo ad). Papa Chan went off to somewhere, taking pictures but i know he just wanna see if got chio babes around.. aihhhh&#8230; Man&#8230;*shaking head*<\/p>\n<p>I asked Godma if i can take a walk, actually i wanna see if I&#8217;m faster than the iron horse. So off we went. Hew.. hew.. hew&#8230; Godma.. you sure this is the right way??? I&#8217;ve seen Godpa passed us more than 20 times. You sure this is the right way?? Stupid birds.. stop laughing at me&#8230; Wait..wait till my Bday wishes got through to God (transmission traffic conjested this few days).<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; So Cuteeeeee&#8230;&#8230; Is she a Jack Russell?&#8221; Come on, of course, I&#8217;m not the dumb looking chiwawa. I might look a bit like the cat, but i&#8217;m really a jack russell, i think. Then Godma carried on introducing me, telling them all the stupid and embarassing things. It&#8217;s alright, they just LOVE me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>After the walk, I was wanted for the photo. I&#8217;m the newly appointed Mascot for Godpa&#8217;s team. Pictures and pictures were taken. Everyone wants me. I feel proud. Muah ahahahhaha, stupid horns, get down first, i need to look like an angel now.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long day. I&#8217;m terribly tired after all the interviews, catwalks, photo shooting sessions, advertisement shots&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She- devil, i&#8217;ll sleep first while you schedule my timing. Make sure, my boney biscuit is ready when i&#8217;m awake. zzz&#8230; zzzz.. OOUCH! (knock on the head from godma)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er Hem&#8230; Good day everyone, I&#8217;m Momo Chan, you may call me MC. I&#8217;m the new superstar and will be the greatest Diva in years to come. Early morning sunday, 5am. Godpa, Godma and Papa Chan brought me to a road cycling race. You know, the weird looking iron horse whose legs are round and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/54"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}