Yesterday was the happiest day of the week, unless some other happening stuff happen today or tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Godma is out of work. Da*n, she’ll be at home everyday till the next job comes. Anyway, that’s why she’s happy. Usually when she’s happy, i get lots of food and less humiliation as a JRT, she doesn’t get me to do stupid stuff as often as when she’s bored.<\/p>\n
“Momo, come, biscuit for you.” *Burp*
\n“Momo, come, Bread” *Burp*
\nThere’s a plot against me, i can sense it. Strong evil forces it is…<\/p>\n
Aunty Yueping is in too, cause she also…. “Momo, come, Bread” Muahahhahaha… give me give me give me…<\/p>\n
In the night, godma appointed me to be the messanger. She said i have to make myself useful. Godma, I am the surveillance officer of the house, the garbage chute inspector, the entertainer, the clown, and now you want me to be the messanger?? Sob… why do i have to be a dog??<\/p>\n
Godma gave me a red bag, put a kitchen scale in, asked me to deliver to godpa who’s been washing and fixing the old mute, iron horse. Hew.. at least she didn’t ask me to build a pyramid for her like godpa.<\/p>\n
Well, the pay is good. I get brown rice with fish. I jumped on the table, grab that piece of fish but Godpa caught me. Meow, GODPA, that’s mine, get from your own plate! Godma said that’s MOMO’s share… Anyway, i was still whacked by them as i didn’t wait for the food to cool. *burp* that a good fishie…<\/p>\n
“Momo, now you’re fat little bitch. you know, fat little bitch” Come on, i only had 2 piece of bread, 5 biscuit, half plate of my usual food, 1 plate of rice with fish, some other stuff that i picked up when she-devil’s cooking, and now you call me a fat little bitch.<\/p>\n
Godpa measured my waistline, it reads, 16″.<\/p>\n
Ehhh, GOD, can i use my sixth wish now???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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