{"id":22,"date":"2005-07-25T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T06:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=22"},"modified":"2020-12-01T17:57:07","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T09:57:07","slug":"wat-a-dog-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Wat a dog life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking lately.<\/p>\n<p>Wat is the purpose of life?<\/p>\n<p>My cat-dog life or dog-cat life seems to revolve around treats, ball-ball, food, play and sleep. Well, I do work somedays, rather most of the time as a guard, etc. But what is my purpose here on this earth? Baby doesn&#8217;t know as well. Why are we here?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, who cares&#8230; we are dogs. woof&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Baby came over last few days. I was a bit surprise when i saw godma carried baby back that night. How dare she&#8230; unscrupulously hugging baby in front of me&#8230; and godpa, patting baby too&#8230;My horns were out for two seconds.<\/p>\n<p>They all went to sleep, thinking that me and baby will be fine together. But&#8230;<br \/>\nBaby, i dare you to pee and poo there.<br \/>\n Baby: &#8221; Har, ooo&#8230; OK&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Baby, let&#8217;s check out the rubbish bin.<br \/>\nBaby: &#8221; Har, ooo&#8230; OK&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Baby, Let&#8217;s play snow factory.<br \/>\nBaby: &#8221; Har, ooo&#8230; OK&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it. Both of us got punished. But, i got you&#8230; baby. Muah hahaha..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking lately. Wat is the purpose of life? My cat-dog life or dog-cat life seems to revolve around treats, ball-ball, food, play and sleep. Well, I do work somedays, rather most of the time as a guard, etc. But what is my purpose here on this earth? Baby doesn&#8217;t know as well. Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/49"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}