{"id":23,"date":"2005-07-28T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T07:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=23"},"modified":"2020-12-01T17:57:07","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T09:57:07","slug":"somebody-gonna-get-hurt-real-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"somebody gonna get hurt real bad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sob.. sob&#8230; crazy godpa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wat is wrong with the human???<\/p>\n<p>First godma bought me a cane . Sort of like, respect the authority. I thought they were kidding me. I sort of like it actually, you know, like hmm, playing the acting game. OOOO&#8230; I&#8217;m scared&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But, today, sob..sob.. Godpa hit me with that monster and with force&#8230; I only peed in the living room after Godma cleaned my poo there. I got whacked.<\/p>\n<p>Animal Abuse!!!<\/p>\n<p>Get me the phone, I&#8217;m going to call the Animal Aids. I&#8217;ll get you two into serious serious trouble. Hmmm&#8230;. wait&#8230; it&#8217;s going to take them 23 minutes to get here&#8230; somebody gonna get hurt real bad in that time&#8230; &#8220;quote from that uncle peter talk show &#8211; that got papa chan, godpa and all gone nuts&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now i have to lay in bed for few days.. sob&#8230; sob..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sob.. sob&#8230; crazy godpa&#8230; Wat is wrong with the human??? First godma bought me a cane . Sort of like, respect the authority. I thought they were kidding me. I sort of like it actually, you know, like hmm, playing the acting game. OOOO&#8230; I&#8217;m scared&#8230; But, today, sob..sob.. Godpa hit me with that monster [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}