{"id":24,"date":"2005-08-02T12:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=24"},"modified":"2020-12-01T17:57:07","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T09:57:07","slug":"crazy-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a crazy family and they dont love me as much now.<\/p>\n<p>Godpa thinks i understand him, telling me to sit and give him paw every time. Come on, where&#8217;s the carrot, i mean food&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Godma is crazy, trying to wrestle me everyday and every now and then. Come on.. I&#8217;m a dog, godma, wake up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Papa Chan doesn&#8217;t love me as much now. Coming to see me is just a &#8220;hi, you got fatter!&#8221;  Sob.. i&#8217;m not cute anymore?<\/p>\n<p>Aunty amelia doesn&#8217;t come and see me as often now. Rocky and abby are cuter than me too?<\/p>\n<p>Gogo Kit wanna be my son. But he&#8217;s my gogo. Another gone case.<\/p>\n<p>Baby is going to the beach more often than me, the bunnies and cats are outside playing. I wanna jump off the window but we&#8217;re on the third floor.<\/p>\n<p>My life has changed after they bought me the cane. I can&#8217;t bark as i want to, i can&#8217;t pee at where i want to. I have to behave myself. Wait&#8230;. I&#8217;ll chew you up one day, cane.<\/p>\n<p>For now, Godpa, can i have the bread in your hand? I promise to sit and try to give you paw&#8230; Woof&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a crazy family and they dont love me as much now. Godpa thinks i understand him, telling me to sit and give him paw every time. Come on, where&#8217;s the carrot, i mean food&#8230; Godma is crazy, trying to wrestle me everyday and every now and then. Come on.. I&#8217;m a dog, godma, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}