I found a new hobby now, training.
\nNAH, not those kind of training. Training my Godma, she-devil.<\/p>\n
She’s really a receptive trainee, i must say.<\/p>\n
Training number 1: Massage
\nFirst, you’ll need to scratch your body, do a bit of biting and act like there’s some pets on you. You’ll get a free body massage. Then slowly close your eyes, like you really enjoy it. She-devil will just carry on for you. Ahhhh, good gal.<\/p>\n
Training number 2: Food
\nWhen you need food, look at she-devil and bark. Look deep into her and say food. Though all she hears is just a bark but after a while, she’ll get it. If the barking fails, go and bark at the windows, try to look really busy searching for something, barks along the way. Within 3 seconds, you’ll hear, “Momo, Come here, food”. It works almost everytime, but do watch out. Sometime, it’s a cane that’s waiting for you.<\/p>\n
Training number 3: Food from her plate
\nWhen she-devil is eating, sit near her. Look at her with a pitiful look (this one need a bit of training), look cute and never give up.<\/p>\n
Training number 4: Out of the room
\nJust pee. She’ll need to get the mop and clean up.<\/p>\n
Training number 5: Play
\nChew her hands and legs, bark and roll over. She’ll get it. Dont over do it. She gets very excited and start going wild.<\/p>\n
Training number 6: Bath
\nThis is easy, just go under the bike and get some chain marks.<\/p>\n
That’s all for the day, class. Come back again for more. For the moment, let the doggies’ power unite. WOOOOF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I found a new hobby now, training. NAH, not those kind of training. Training my Godma, she-devil. She’s really a receptive trainee, i must say. Training number 1: Massage First, you’ll need to scratch your body, do a bit of biting and act like there’s some pets on you. You’ll get a free body massage. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}