Morning Class, Welcome back.
\nToday Master Momo chan shall talk about the relationship of Man, Woman and Bitch.<\/p>\n
Stay tune.<\/p>\n
Senario 1: Call Back
\nMan: ” Bitch, Come back!”
\nBitch: Act blur, will come back if you have food in hand
\nWoman: “Who are you calling?”<\/p>\n
Senario 2: Food
\nWoman: “Dinner time!”
\nBitch: “WOOF… WOOF” It’s mine, it’s Mine. ALL MINE! I’ll Dance for you, I’ll do anything for you, just give it to me…
\nMan: Again… Chopping everything up and dump them in a pot is not a stew. When will she ever learn? “Yes, darling, coming”<\/p>\n
Senario 3: Sleep
\nMan: Snoring
\nWoman: Lord, can you turn off the thunder?
\nBitch: sleep… you’re feeling sleepy.. sleep… then i can go out and play.<\/p>\n
Senario 4: Play
\nMan: Beer in hand, in front of comp
\nWoman: All dress up, ready to party. PLAY
\nBitch: “Dont let me get you, you stupid tail. Who’s the boss? ME!”<\/p>\n
Senario 5: Feeling Blue\/ Sad
\nMan: Beers in hand, in front of comp
\nWoman: “Sob sob.. why must they do all these to me. I’m just a woman!” Let’s go shopping!
\nBitch: “Har, what’s that?”<\/p>\n
Senario 6: Feeling Red\/ Happy
\nMan: Beers in hand, in front of comp. Sometime with friends
\nWoman: Smiling and smiling… some might thought she’s a goner but she’s really just happy.
\nBitch: ” MUAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m the bitch of the world!”<\/p>\n
Time’s up. Time for breaky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Morning Class, Welcome back. Today Master Momo chan shall talk about the relationship of Man, Woman and Bitch. Stay tune. Senario 1: Call Back Man: ” Bitch, Come back!” Bitch: Act blur, will come back if you have food in hand Woman: “Who are you calling?” Senario 2: Food Woman: “Dinner time!” Bitch: “WOOF… WOOF” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}