{"id":32,"date":"2005-09-15T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T02:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=32"},"modified":"2020-12-01T17:57:06","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T09:57:06","slug":"cousin-meow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Cousin Meow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was my half cousin meow&#8217;s birthday. They came over to celebrate and godma has informed me to behave well and wish him birthday greetings. So i did my usual lion dance, MEOW&#8230; He&#8217;s so much older, just look at the number of candles. I am much cuter than him, more fur than him and most of all, i&#8217;m a bitch. BUT, he got a bigger birthday cake than me!!!<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s because he speaks their language, walk, dress and behave like them as well. But, cousin, be yourself! You&#8217;re half a cat&#8230; meow&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>While they are happily singing their song and eating, I did my MC famous stealing stunt. I took a bite of the cake.. Hmmm&#8230; GODMA, you definitely dont like me as much&#8230; His cake is sweeter than mine. I&#8217;m jealous!!!! Be impartial, or else i will turn my back against you! But before that, can i have another bite???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was my half cousin meow&#8217;s birthday. They came over to celebrate and godma has informed me to behave well and wish him birthday greetings. So i did my usual lion dance, MEOW&#8230; He&#8217;s so much older, just look at the number of candles. I am much cuter than him, more fur than him and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}