{"id":6,"date":"2005-05-05T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=6"},"modified":"2005-05-05T01:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:34:00","slug":"i-wanna-be-a-supermodel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"I wanna be a supermodel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sob sob.. Godma Su smacked my cute cute butt!!! I was just showing my displeasure as she left me without telling me this afternoon&#8230; sob sob.. and she smacked me&#8230; she-devil&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s another one of those days.. i get to stay at home while all the human went out to have fun. I only get to go out in the evening for a short walk. Poor me&#8230;. I wanna go gai gai too!<\/p>\n<p>I think Godma Su is getting a bit over-sensitive nowadays. Whenever she sees me scratching myself, she&#8217;ll start panicking and search me all over, looking for my pets. I think she needs a holiday.<\/p>\n<p>Papa chan came over just now. He&#8217;s all smelly and sweaty but he&#8217;s my papa. \ud83d\ude42 He wants me to be a supermodel, training me to walk straight and balance the funny thing on my head.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; I actually like that. SUPER MODEL MOMO CHAN&#8230;. all doggies will be drooling over me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll get to be on TV, commercial advertisements&#8230;yum yum&#8230; Maybe they&#8217;ll sponsor me treats for life time&#8230;. I WANNA BE A SUPER STAR&#8230; Treats.. Here I come&#8230; (Oooouch, got a knock on the head from Godma Su.. Ooooouch&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll get to do cat walk too.. or is it called dog walk? I&#8217;m a catdog.. so i do a cat walk or dog walk?? Godma&#8230; HELP&#8230; I&#8217;m confused again.. HELP&#8230;.. ( Oooouch&#8230; another knock on the head&#8230; oouchhhh) Poor me&#8230; Sob&#8230; \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sob sob.. Godma Su smacked my cute cute butt!!! I was just showing my displeasure as she left me without telling me this afternoon&#8230; sob sob.. and she smacked me&#8230; she-devil&#8230;.. It&#8217;s another one of those days.. i get to stay at home while all the human went out to have fun. I only get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}