{"id":8,"date":"2005-05-13T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=8"},"modified":"2005-05-13T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-13T02:55:00","slug":"i-wanna-dig-a-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"I wanna dig a hole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sob&#8230; woof&#8230; meow&#8230; woof&#8230; sob..<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been embarrassing. I.. I..I.. let my gas off in front of Godma. Aghhhh&#8230; It was raining, Norah Jones was singing her&#8221; don&#8217;t know why&#8221;, we were lying there, everything was so nice. Suddenly, &#8220;pooo&#8221; Ops&#8230;.. Godma looked at me and asked, &#8221; did you just fart, momo?&#8221; I wished to say no, it&#8217;s norah. not me&#8230; But she won&#8217;t buy my answer.<br \/>\nI wished there&#8217;s a hole for me to put my face in. I have never lose my control in front of human before.. Sob&#8230; sob.. i put my head down and hope she&#8217;ll forget about it. Knowing her, my godma, tomolo everyone will know about it..<br \/>\nI wanna sing to her, &#8221; i too dont know why&#8221;..<\/p>\n<p>Later in the night, i was very excited.. Godpa Min was coming back from Thailand&#8230; Thailand.. Yippie yippie.. it&#8217;s been 2 weeks.. 2 long weeks. and now my personal tummy rubBer and carrier is back. Yippie&#8230;. Godma went and picked Godpa back while i waited at home.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Momo, you&#8230; you peed on me&#8230; Momo.. now you&#8217;re going to get it from me.. &#8221; Oouch.. Godma She-devil, Don&#8217;t knock my head, I&#8217;m becoming dumb and later what if rocky doesn&#8217;t want me anymore. I&#8217;m sorry.. but I can&#8217;t control myself. It&#8217;s just too overwhelming that Godpa is back.<\/p>\n<p>Godpa Min, WHERE IS MY PRESENT??? I dont want wines&#8230;. i want my treats&#8230; Godma&#8230; He never buy me presents.. sob.. sob&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm.. it&#8217;s ok.. next time i dont bring presents for Godpa Min too when i go gai gai.. I&#8217;ll pass my presents aka pets to Godma..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sob&#8230; woof&#8230; meow&#8230; woof&#8230; sob.. It&#8217;s been embarrassing. I.. I..I.. let my gas off in front of Godma. Aghhhh&#8230; It was raining, Norah Jones was singing her&#8221; don&#8217;t know why&#8221;, we were lying there, everything was so nice. Suddenly, &#8220;pooo&#8221; Ops&#8230;.. Godma looked at me and asked, &#8221; did you just fart, momo?&#8221; I wished [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momo.eaglet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}