Woof…Meow…Woof…

Godma and godpa went out for fun with 5 dogs. I smelled it. How dare them?

How could they went out with 5 dogs, 3 guys and 2 bitches, WITHOUT me???

Meow.. woof…

Wooooooooof,

People love me, they just love me. Muahahahahaha…….

Haven’t have the chance to use the computer for the past weeks as She-devil was busy (dont know busy for what?) Anyway, I’m back…

Well, it’s been routine. Everyday seems to be the same.

I now have a “legal” pet, xiao hei. She devil got this black little rat for me who doesn’t need to eat. I doubt it’s real though it moves when you push or wind it. It looks sort of cute initially but after awhile, it just pulls my “meow” nature out.

I GOT TO KILL… KILL KILL…

And now, it has one eye and one ear, half blind and half deaf.

“xiao hei, xiao hei, can you hear me?? xiao hei, i’m here… can you see??” I sound a bit like the crocodile but the sand just got into my eyes. sob….

Godma, am i good enough to be the next devil??

MEOW…….

I found a new hobby now, training.
NAH, not those kind of training. Training my Godma, she-devil.

She’s really a receptive trainee, i must say.

Training number 1: Massage
First, you’ll need to scratch your body, do a bit of biting and act like there’s some pets on you. You’ll get a free body massage. Then slowly close your eyes, like you really enjoy it. She-devil will just carry on for you. Ahhhh, good gal.

Training number 2: Food
When you need food, look at she-devil and bark. Look deep into her and say food. Though all she hears is just a bark but after a while, she’ll get it. If the barking fails, go and bark at the windows, try to look really busy searching for something, barks along the way. Within 3 seconds, you’ll hear, “Momo, Come here, food”. It works almost everytime, but do watch out. Sometime, it’s a cane that’s waiting for you.

Training number 3: Food from her plate
When she-devil is eating, sit near her. Look at her with a pitiful look (this one need a bit of training), look cute and never give up.

Training number 4: Out of the room
Just pee. She’ll need to get the mop and clean up.

Training number 5: Play
Chew her hands and legs, bark and roll over. She’ll get it. Dont over do it. She gets very excited and start going wild.

Training number 6: Bath
This is easy, just go under the bike and get some chain marks.

That’s all for the day, class. Come back again for more. For the moment, let the doggies’ power unite. WOOOOF

Finally, i got to go sentosa!
On saturday, Papa Chan came and picked us up. Me, Papa Chan, Godpa, Godma, Uncle and Aunty Tong, seven of us, went to sentosa. It’s a man-made island across the big island.

The sun was sunny, rather hot…, beaches, babes, hunks and doggies. There were some really big sized uncles walking around with their iron ox.

Hooooooo oooooooooo, can i join in for the BBQ??
ok, We’ll have a portion of grilled momo’s hind leg.
I mean me eating, not be eaten, stupid godma.

Anyway, after we set up the stuff, papa chan, godma, uncle and aunty Tong went for a swim while godpa and I suntanning and be the watchdog. They were slow, especially the crazy one. I got a little bit worried for the fresh water fishie as i can see she struggling. So, I signalled to one of my men on the beach, you know, the one in yellow and red with a bouy, to watch out. He followed them throughout. On the way back, godma decided to call it off, she swam to the shore and walked back. Smart choice, I dont want to come to sentosa every year on the same day and bring your favourite chocolate for you.

After the swim, Uncle and Aunty Tong carried on with their biking. Papa chan and Godma brought me down for a swim. Didn’t want to, but I can’t say no, they got my ball ball. Stupid Godma kidnapped my ball ball!!!

Hoof Hoof sob sob hooof, when will this ever end? Godma, my ball ball is drowning, can’t you see she drank too much water?

I can’t touch the floor and yucks, the water is salty. Stop asking me to swim to and fro, I’m scared… Booo Hooo Hoooo.. godpa, help!!!

Finally it was over, for a while.
Oh no, they’re changing shift. Now godma guards the stuff and godpa come dowm with his camera.

OK OK, for the sake of the Woof’s cover. Godpa, make sure you caught me in action and in style, WOOOFFF

Papa, you dont have to throw me in the air for the shot right? And even if you have to, can you please catch me?

I’m a superstar and i’m a babe magnet too. Babes and hunks think i’m cute. Muah ahahahahhaha, they can’t stand the look of my eyes.

After they have done their biking and running, it’s time to go home.
Bye bye sentosa, I’ll see you another day. I better catch some of my beauty sleep. ZZZZZZZ

Hoof hoof hoof, to your left… to your right… right in your face…
Pin you down! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 I win !

Woooooof…. crazy godma.. wait.. my dragon Z power… Woooooof…

I found new stuff to do nowadays…WWF showing everyday. I’m now training my left kicks and right kicks and especially my teeth power…

Crazy godma, cheater godma, when you lose, you’ll just bring out the stupid cane.
Cheater, dont bride me with the tummy rub.

Godpa, can you please make sure godma eats her medicine?

And i want to complain too, the torn comforter sheet was all because of the crazy woman, not me. She wrapped me with that like a burrito, i need to break free. I swear i have nothing to do with burrito, i mean the comforter. But i have to admit i have a part in pulling her horns out.

God, will she-devil ever be sane?

Never

I have a crazy family and they dont love me as much now.

Godpa thinks i understand him, telling me to sit and give him paw every time. Come on, where’s the carrot, i mean food…

Godma is crazy, trying to wrestle me everyday and every now and then. Come on.. I’m a dog, godma, wake up…

Papa Chan doesn’t love me as much now. Coming to see me is just a “hi, you got fatter!” Sob.. i’m not cute anymore?

Aunty amelia doesn’t come and see me as often now. Rocky and abby are cuter than me too?

Gogo Kit wanna be my son. But he’s my gogo. Another gone case.

Baby is going to the beach more often than me, the bunnies and cats are outside playing. I wanna jump off the window but we’re on the third floor.

My life has changed after they bought me the cane. I can’t bark as i want to, i can’t pee at where i want to. I have to behave myself. Wait…. I’ll chew you up one day, cane.

For now, Godpa, can i have the bread in your hand? I promise to sit and try to give you paw… Woof…