Woof…Meow…Woof…

Er Hem… Good day everyone, I’m Momo Chan, you may call me MC. I’m the new superstar and will be the greatest Diva in years to come.

Early morning sunday, 5am.
Godpa, Godma and Papa Chan brought me to a road cycling race. You know, the weird looking iron horse whose legs are round and never spoken a word despite me talking to him everyday.

Anyway, there were lots and lots of people there. Gogo Kit, Gogo kelvin, Geoff and there’s an uncle wildcat. I wonder if he’s related to me. Like i’m a cat dog, he might be a cat human. Hmmmm….

There’s a fountain there and as usual, crazy godma got up too early in the morning, she got me doing my “car wiper” act. Stupid hands, Stop it… Sob sob… Godpa, Papa… HELP!!!! She-devil is disgracing me in front of hundreds of people….

Well, when the race started, Godpa went on the bike, not the iron horse but the stronger iron ox. Hmm, he looked kind of sexy in that helmet, ( from the volvo ad). Papa Chan went off to somewhere, taking pictures but i know he just wanna see if got chio babes around.. aihhhh… Man…*shaking head*

I asked Godma if i can take a walk, actually i wanna see if I’m faster than the iron horse. So off we went. Hew.. hew.. hew… Godma.. you sure this is the right way??? I’ve seen Godpa passed us more than 20 times. You sure this is the right way?? Stupid birds.. stop laughing at me… Wait..wait till my Bday wishes got through to God (transmission traffic conjested this few days).

” So Cuteeeeee…… Is she a Jack Russell?” Come on, of course, I’m not the dumb looking chiwawa. I might look a bit like the cat, but i’m really a jack russell, i think. Then Godma carried on introducing me, telling them all the stupid and embarassing things. It’s alright, they just LOVE me…

After the walk, I was wanted for the photo. I’m the newly appointed Mascot for Godpa’s team. Pictures and pictures were taken. Everyone wants me. I feel proud. Muah ahahahhaha, stupid horns, get down first, i need to look like an angel now.

It’s been a long day. I’m terribly tired after all the interviews, catwalks, photo shooting sessions, advertisement shots…

She- devil, i’ll sleep first while you schedule my timing. Make sure, my boney biscuit is ready when i’m awake. zzz… zzzz.. OOUCH! (knock on the head from godma)

Continuing from the previous episode, “MC’s birthday party”

Papa Chan came to pick us up for my birthday party at Uncle Tong’s place.
Godma dressed me up in the pink halterneck and gave me a ribbon hat. I felt like a lady. Even papa chan said so, though he was laughing and rolling on the floor. I’m sure it’s because I look good.

” Oh my god, momo’s wearing a dress! ” * she’s so cute* First reaction from everyone. Baby felt it too, cause she started biting at my ribbon. Kekekekeke…. Baby, you’ll get one too.

Abby and rocky were not there. According to aunty amelia, they haven’t been bathing for sometimes. Hmm… too bad, i shall have the food and cake with baby then. Rocky, see… you’ve missed out the chance to date with the happiest and prettiest bitch around the blocks.

Aunty Tong cooked good food. I can smell it under the table. Can i join you all on the table? Can I can i?? While the human were piging in on the table, we were enjoying our chicken drumstick too. Yum yum yum… After dinner, dessert was served, my birthday cake. Baby, keep your tongue off my cake! we’ll get our shares after I have blown off the candle. It reads, MC, MomoChan.

I’m happy. Lots of food, birthday cake, new dresses, lots of loves and hugs… It’s my B Day!!!

Today’s my birthday!!!! I’m 21 years old! In human’s eye, I’m only 3 years old but in the doggies’ world, i’m officially a grown- up. Muah ahahahahha…..

Last night Godma made me new biscuits, carrot biscuit. While she was preparing the ingredient, i stole, eehh, took a stalk of carrot and she didn’t notice it. Great Thief of the era has once again showed her incredible skill. By the time Godma realised her carrot was gone, half was already in my stomach. *Burp*

Godma made me a new dress. It’s a halter-neck and it’s PINK again. She dressed me up and put a ribbon over me. I know i know godma, I’m cute, dont have to repeat that for 5 mins. I can see Godpa shaking his head, Crazy Godma. Good Luck! Godpa, when it’s your birthday, I’m sure Godma will dress you up in pink too. I’ll have my laugh too then. Hmmmm….. Maybe i really look good in pink. I’ll ask baby, rocky and abby later tonight.

Godma says we’re going Uncle and Aunty Tong’s place tonight. It’s my birthday and they’re celebrating for me. Papa chan, Aunty Amelia and a lot of others too.. YIPPIE!!!!! I’m the happiest bitch in the world!!!

Can I make my birthday wish?

God, My wish is to have another 10 more wishes.

First, I wish for world peace
Second, I wish for health and happiness for everyone
Third, I wish for peace in the house, Godma is sane and Godpa recover from godma’s madness.
Fourth, I wish to get unlimited life-time supplies of boney biscuit
Fifth, I wish I can catch the stupid birdie for once
Sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth,…

God, can credit it to my account first?

I’m depressed. Rocky went out with baby, sob sob…rocky… why did you do that to me???? sob sob… nevermind, I’ll be going to the beach this sat. I’m getting myself a new boyfriend. Hmm, like Godma says, no point crying over spilled milk, just lick it up.

But now, i have to find a cure for my ten nipples, or is it eight? I can’t see it myself.

Well, Godma was off again in the afternoon. She’s back home and doing her crazy stuff again. I was just taking my usual nap and nuahing around. Well, maybe she knew i was aiming at the books, it just tastes all so nice, especially when you’re bored. Maybe it was because of the kangaroo pencil that i chewed the other days, maybe it was because i’ve been hiding under the table, maybe, maybe… I dont know. BUT, GODMA YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT PRICKLY HEAT ON MY NIPPLES!!!

Crazy godma and Godpa has been infested by her craziness too. First, Godpa commented i need a bath cause i stink. Come on Grandpa, i smell good. I dont need perfume, i’m a naturalist, remember. Then Godma says, maybe prickly heat will cover the smell for a while. After all, I’ll be bathed later tonight after the walk. I was happy, prickly heat, hmmm… something new… 🙂

So, there, I got it. HOT HOT COOL.. weird feeling. ARGHHHH.. my nipples. I tried licking them. My magical all-purpose saliva should ease me, i hope. BUT now, my tongue feels it too. ARGhhh…. EVIL Godma and godpa were laughing out loud.. Muah ahahahahahahah
What’s so funny? ARGhhhhhhhhh…….

HELP! My nipples are COLD….

Hew… I have finally peed and pooed at the right place, at the right spot. I have given up fighting with Godpa and Godma. They’ve been whacking me hard for peeing and pooing in the room, especially the she-devil. So, i put up my white flag and declare the war is over.

Oh yah, Abby and Rocky came over the other day. My rocky has put on weight. Rocky, time to loose those flabs, it’s uncool. Stupid godma was trying to make all three of us fat, she made pasta, high calories food. Godma said my birthday is coming soon, she’ll give me a drumstick and egg. And she said i can ask abby, rocky and baby over again for my birthday party. i hope she doesn’t dress me up like a clown. It’s my birthday. Before that, I’ll need to exercise more, I got an image to maintain and look good for my B day.

Sister Ming (Godma’s niece) is in town, she’s a cute gal. She loves me. Everybody loves me, muah ahhahahahaha… except for grandmas, Godma and Godpa’s mommies think I’m dirty. But i’m really clean. We’ve been playing ball ball, running around the house, out to the park. The fun part is she screams.. just like me… hehehehe… AHHHHHHHHHH…

Anyway, time to recharge batteries. zzzz…. zzzzzz….

I’m tired… I’m terrribly tired.

For the past few days, I’ve been abused and pampered at the same time. Last saturday, Papa Chan, Aunty Amelia, Uncle and Aunty Tong, Uncle Eric, Godpa and Godma, baby and I went to ECP. Godma informed me on that friday night that we’re going to the beach. COOL… I’m sure there’ll be lots of Beach Hunks. I’m going to beat BABY in getting the hunks… I’ll put on my cutest bikini… NAH.. i dont need such thing.. I’m a Naturalist. *wink*

So, on saturday, off we went. Aunty Tong made lots of sandwiches, good food. yum yum… yum yum… we had lots of food while the human are training for their tri. Then uncle tong brought baby down for a swim in sea. RUN.. Baby, RUN… ops.. too late. Next in line was me. Crazy Godma and Aunty Amelia got so excited and fascinated with the fact that i can swim. Come on, Jangan Tension, Maintain Balance… Godma and Uncle Tong, brought me and baby for a race. Hmmm… Who will entertain u all, hor, baby? The sea is really salty. Yuck! But it’s fun. I’m MOMO, the new surfer star of 2005.

After all the fun in water, we went back up and waited for them to do their stuff, swim, bike and run. Uncle Tong and Uncle Eric were fast.. papa chan and aunty amelia were good too. Godma, HA, godma.. you’re a fresh water fishie.. trying to get yourself drown? I wont save you unless you pay me 100 cookies biscuit, i want the milkboney kind har…

I saw this cute cute cute huskies… Godma, bring me over.. bring me over… i wanna say hi to him. Godma received my powerful tele-signal. Yippie… It’s a cute dog BUT his mouth is bigger than my head. Goodness me… I’m not going to get too close to him. When i came back, Godpa tied me to a rock, i think he tell me to build a pyramid, the one that i saw on Discovery Channel, the other night. Roger, Godpa. I’ll do whatever you wish since i’ll be your successor. That’s what happen in the show, isn’t it? Hew… that’s tiring…

After all that fun, we went for a bath in the public toilet. Along the way there, baby started to leave her usual markings. Dont worry baby, I’ll lead you home if you’re lost. Hmmm, I better do some homework myself too. I decided to be brave, I’ll show baby how to be a big gal like me. I did my business right in front of the police car. Muah ahahahahhaa…..

“MOMO…..” Aunty Amelia screamed at me and informed godma that there’s a police car. My panicked Godma pulled me away.. Godma, It’s halfway out! Anyway, i did it there. I’m the brave one.

Bathing was fun but i couldn’t control my leggies. It has turned to auto mode, I felt like a car wiper. Stop laughing, godma. Sob, i’m a poor doggie. The aunty-aunty at the toilet there commented baby is cuter than me.. sob… Yeah, baby might be cuter, but i’m a cool dog. I have my own style. Hmm… *nose high up in air*

After all the tiring events of the day, I was finally going home. zzzz… zzzzz…. zzzzzzzz… i shall sleep for the next 3 days

Papa Chan came over to pass me some food.. He left it at the door, didn’t bother to come in to see me. Papa Chan, you should learn how to climb window like the kitty, when you dont have the key…. sob…sob…

Godma made “Tuna boney biscuit” last night, basically it’s tuna biscuit in the shape of bone. Personally, i think it should be called “Tuna boney rock”… It’s hard and she ate my biscuit.. Godma, it’s not for old folks with weak teeth. It’s for me…

I got a good whack from godma earlier. The tuna just smelled all soooooo nice. While godma is concentrating on her tv drama and making the dough into bone shape, me, the great thief of the era, was enjoying my can of tuna… YUM YUM…. But, She-devil was fast. She found out after my third lick and she whacked me. Sob.. Anyway, i got 2 tuna boney rock after it’s baked and cooled. Hmmm, taste alright, but the previous milkboney biscuits taste better.

Later that night, my crazy godma forgot her medicine again. She wants me to do egyptian dance and the mission impossible movement. I was too tired and sleepy to argue with her. Anyway, seems like they were all pretty well-entertained. It’s alright, i dont mind doing a little stunt for them, as long as they don’t make me wear the batman suit that Godma has in mind. yeww…..

Anyway, i think the show is on again tonight. Starring MOMO CHAN in Mission Impossible 4 – The Egyptian VS ZZ Monster….. same time, same channel, same actress. C Ya