A Tiring dog’s life
I’m tired… I’m terrribly tired.
For the past few days, I’ve been abused and pampered at the same time. Last saturday, Papa Chan, Aunty Amelia, Uncle and Aunty Tong, Uncle Eric, Godpa and Godma, baby and I went to ECP. Godma informed me on that friday night that we’re going to the beach. COOL… I’m sure there’ll be lots of Beach Hunks. I’m going to beat BABY in getting the hunks… I’ll put on my cutest bikini… NAH.. i dont need such thing.. I’m a Naturalist. *wink*
So, on saturday, off we went. Aunty Tong made lots of sandwiches, good food. yum yum… yum yum… we had lots of food while the human are training for their tri. Then uncle tong brought baby down for a swim in sea. RUN.. Baby, RUN… ops.. too late. Next in line was me. Crazy Godma and Aunty Amelia got so excited and fascinated with the fact that i can swim. Come on, Jangan Tension, Maintain Balance… Godma and Uncle Tong, brought me and baby for a race. Hmmm… Who will entertain u all, hor, baby? The sea is really salty. Yuck! But it’s fun. I’m MOMO, the new surfer star of 2005.
After all the fun in water, we went back up and waited for them to do their stuff, swim, bike and run. Uncle Tong and Uncle Eric were fast.. papa chan and aunty amelia were good too. Godma, HA, godma.. you’re a fresh water fishie.. trying to get yourself drown? I wont save you unless you pay me 100 cookies biscuit, i want the milkboney kind har…
I saw this cute cute cute huskies… Godma, bring me over.. bring me over… i wanna say hi to him. Godma received my powerful tele-signal. Yippie… It’s a cute dog BUT his mouth is bigger than my head. Goodness me… I’m not going to get too close to him. When i came back, Godpa tied me to a rock, i think he tell me to build a pyramid, the one that i saw on Discovery Channel, the other night. Roger, Godpa. I’ll do whatever you wish since i’ll be your successor. That’s what happen in the show, isn’t it? Hew… that’s tiring…
After all that fun, we went for a bath in the public toilet. Along the way there, baby started to leave her usual markings. Dont worry baby, I’ll lead you home if you’re lost. Hmmm, I better do some homework myself too. I decided to be brave, I’ll show baby how to be a big gal like me. I did my business right in front of the police car. Muah ahahahahhaa…..
“MOMO…..” Aunty Amelia screamed at me and informed godma that there’s a police car. My panicked Godma pulled me away.. Godma, It’s halfway out! Anyway, i did it there. I’m the brave one.
Bathing was fun but i couldn’t control my leggies. It has turned to auto mode, I felt like a car wiper. Stop laughing, godma. Sob, i’m a poor doggie. The aunty-aunty at the toilet there commented baby is cuter than me.. sob… Yeah, baby might be cuter, but i’m a cool dog. I have my own style. Hmm… *nose high up in air*
After all the tiring events of the day, I was finally going home. zzzz… zzzzz…. zzzzzzzz… i shall sleep for the next 3 days