Woof…Meow…Woof…

It was my half cousin meow’s birthday. They came over to celebrate and godma has informed me to behave well and wish him birthday greetings. So i did my usual lion dance, MEOW… He’s so much older, just look at the number of candles. I am much cuter than him, more fur than him and most of all, i’m a bitch. BUT, he got a bigger birthday cake than me!!!

Oh well, I’m sure it’s because he speaks their language, walk, dress and behave like them as well. But, cousin, be yourself! You’re half a cat… meow….

While they are happily singing their song and eating, I did my MC famous stealing stunt. I took a bite of the cake.. Hmmm… GODMA, you definitely dont like me as much… His cake is sweeter than mine. I’m jealous!!!! Be impartial, or else i will turn my back against you! But before that, can i have another bite???

AIHHHH, i’m all so tired…

This afternoon, she-devil wanna go for a run and I wanna go too!!! But it turns out to be a hell experience. We went to the park behind, on the way we met lisa, the collie. She’s ok, she’s on leash.

BUT, I was off the leash for a run!!! YIPPIE!!!
I run and run and run!!! FREEDOM at last!
Somehow, she-devil was in good mood, I better not push my lucks too far.
Untill, i saw something in the jungle. It’s their base… I smelled it..
Stupid Birds!!! ATTACK!!!!

I was called and dragged out by she-devil. She gave me a good whack on my cute cute butts and Boo hoo hoo.. she made me climb hills…

I’m so Tired… just so tired…
I want a good scrub, a good bath and a good massage!!!

Morning Class, Welcome back.
Today Master Momo chan shall talk about the relationship of Man, Woman and Bitch.

Stay tune.

Senario 1: Call Back
Man: ” Bitch, Come back!”
Bitch: Act blur, will come back if you have food in hand
Woman: “Who are you calling?”

Senario 2: Food
Woman: “Dinner time!”
Bitch: “WOOF… WOOF” It’s mine, it’s Mine. ALL MINE! I’ll Dance for you, I’ll do anything for you, just give it to me…
Man: Again… Chopping everything up and dump them in a pot is not a stew. When will she ever learn? “Yes, darling, coming”

Senario 3: Sleep
Man: Snoring
Woman: Lord, can you turn off the thunder?
Bitch: sleep… you’re feeling sleepy.. sleep… then i can go out and play.

Senario 4: Play
Man: Beer in hand, in front of comp
Woman: All dress up, ready to party. PLAY
Bitch: “Dont let me get you, you stupid tail. Who’s the boss? ME!”

Senario 5: Feeling Blue/ Sad
Man: Beers in hand, in front of comp
Woman: “Sob sob.. why must they do all these to me. I’m just a woman!” Let’s go shopping!
Bitch: “Har, what’s that?”

Senario 6: Feeling Red/ Happy
Man: Beers in hand, in front of comp. Sometime with friends
Woman: Smiling and smiling… some might thought she’s a goner but she’s really just happy.
Bitch: ” MUAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m the bitch of the world!”

Time’s up. Time for breaky.