Me and My ten nipples
I’m depressed. Rocky went out with baby, sob sob…rocky… why did you do that to me???? sob sob… nevermind, I’ll be going to the beach this sat. I’m getting myself a new boyfriend. Hmm, like Godma says, no point crying over spilled milk, just lick it up.
But now, i have to find a cure for my ten nipples, or is it eight? I can’t see it myself.
Well, Godma was off again in the afternoon. She’s back home and doing her crazy stuff again. I was just taking my usual nap and nuahing around. Well, maybe she knew i was aiming at the books, it just tastes all so nice, especially when you’re bored. Maybe it was because of the kangaroo pencil that i chewed the other days, maybe it was because i’ve been hiding under the table, maybe, maybe… I dont know. BUT, GODMA YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT PRICKLY HEAT ON MY NIPPLES!!!
Crazy godma and Godpa has been infested by her craziness too. First, Godpa commented i need a bath cause i stink. Come on Grandpa, i smell good. I dont need perfume, i’m a naturalist, remember. Then Godma says, maybe prickly heat will cover the smell for a while. After all, I’ll be bathed later tonight after the walk. I was happy, prickly heat, hmmm… something new… 🙂
So, there, I got it. HOT HOT COOL.. weird feeling. ARGHHHH.. my nipples. I tried licking them. My magical all-purpose saliva should ease me, i hope. BUT now, my tongue feels it too. ARGhhh…. EVIL Godma and godpa were laughing out loud.. Muah ahahahahahahah
What’s so funny? ARGhhhhhhhhh…….
HELP! My nipples are COLD….