Woof…Meow…Woof…

Hew… I have finally peed and pooed at the right place, at the right spot. I have given up fighting with Godpa and Godma. They’ve been whacking me hard for peeing and pooing in the room, especially the she-devil. So, i put up my white flag and declare the war is over.

Oh yah, Abby and Rocky came over the other day. My rocky has put on weight. Rocky, time to loose those flabs, it’s uncool. Stupid godma was trying to make all three of us fat, she made pasta, high calories food. Godma said my birthday is coming soon, she’ll give me a drumstick and egg. And she said i can ask abby, rocky and baby over again for my birthday party. i hope she doesn’t dress me up like a clown. It’s my birthday. Before that, I’ll need to exercise more, I got an image to maintain and look good for my B day.

Sister Ming (Godma’s niece) is in town, she’s a cute gal. She loves me. Everybody loves me, muah ahhahahahaha… except for grandmas, Godma and Godpa’s mommies think I’m dirty. But i’m really clean. We’ve been playing ball ball, running around the house, out to the park. The fun part is she screams.. just like me… hehehehe… AHHHHHHHHHH…

Anyway, time to recharge batteries. zzzz…. zzzzzz….

I’m tired… I’m terrribly tired.

For the past few days, I’ve been abused and pampered at the same time. Last saturday, Papa Chan, Aunty Amelia, Uncle and Aunty Tong, Uncle Eric, Godpa and Godma, baby and I went to ECP. Godma informed me on that friday night that we’re going to the beach. COOL… I’m sure there’ll be lots of Beach Hunks. I’m going to beat BABY in getting the hunks… I’ll put on my cutest bikini… NAH.. i dont need such thing.. I’m a Naturalist. *wink*

So, on saturday, off we went. Aunty Tong made lots of sandwiches, good food. yum yum… yum yum… we had lots of food while the human are training for their tri. Then uncle tong brought baby down for a swim in sea. RUN.. Baby, RUN… ops.. too late. Next in line was me. Crazy Godma and Aunty Amelia got so excited and fascinated with the fact that i can swim. Come on, Jangan Tension, Maintain Balance… Godma and Uncle Tong, brought me and baby for a race. Hmmm… Who will entertain u all, hor, baby? The sea is really salty. Yuck! But it’s fun. I’m MOMO, the new surfer star of 2005.

After all the fun in water, we went back up and waited for them to do their stuff, swim, bike and run. Uncle Tong and Uncle Eric were fast.. papa chan and aunty amelia were good too. Godma, HA, godma.. you’re a fresh water fishie.. trying to get yourself drown? I wont save you unless you pay me 100 cookies biscuit, i want the milkboney kind har…

I saw this cute cute cute huskies… Godma, bring me over.. bring me over… i wanna say hi to him. Godma received my powerful tele-signal. Yippie… It’s a cute dog BUT his mouth is bigger than my head. Goodness me… I’m not going to get too close to him. When i came back, Godpa tied me to a rock, i think he tell me to build a pyramid, the one that i saw on Discovery Channel, the other night. Roger, Godpa. I’ll do whatever you wish since i’ll be your successor. That’s what happen in the show, isn’t it? Hew… that’s tiring…

After all that fun, we went for a bath in the public toilet. Along the way there, baby started to leave her usual markings. Dont worry baby, I’ll lead you home if you’re lost. Hmmm, I better do some homework myself too. I decided to be brave, I’ll show baby how to be a big gal like me. I did my business right in front of the police car. Muah ahahahahhaa…..

“MOMO…..” Aunty Amelia screamed at me and informed godma that there’s a police car. My panicked Godma pulled me away.. Godma, It’s halfway out! Anyway, i did it there. I’m the brave one.

Bathing was fun but i couldn’t control my leggies. It has turned to auto mode, I felt like a car wiper. Stop laughing, godma. Sob, i’m a poor doggie. The aunty-aunty at the toilet there commented baby is cuter than me.. sob… Yeah, baby might be cuter, but i’m a cool dog. I have my own style. Hmm… *nose high up in air*

After all the tiring events of the day, I was finally going home. zzzz… zzzzz…. zzzzzzzz… i shall sleep for the next 3 days

Papa Chan came over to pass me some food.. He left it at the door, didn’t bother to come in to see me. Papa Chan, you should learn how to climb window like the kitty, when you dont have the key…. sob…sob…

Godma made “Tuna boney biscuit” last night, basically it’s tuna biscuit in the shape of bone. Personally, i think it should be called “Tuna boney rock”… It’s hard and she ate my biscuit.. Godma, it’s not for old folks with weak teeth. It’s for me…

I got a good whack from godma earlier. The tuna just smelled all soooooo nice. While godma is concentrating on her tv drama and making the dough into bone shape, me, the great thief of the era, was enjoying my can of tuna… YUM YUM…. But, She-devil was fast. She found out after my third lick and she whacked me. Sob.. Anyway, i got 2 tuna boney rock after it’s baked and cooled. Hmmm, taste alright, but the previous milkboney biscuits taste better.

Later that night, my crazy godma forgot her medicine again. She wants me to do egyptian dance and the mission impossible movement. I was too tired and sleepy to argue with her. Anyway, seems like they were all pretty well-entertained. It’s alright, i dont mind doing a little stunt for them, as long as they don’t make me wear the batman suit that Godma has in mind. yeww…..

Anyway, i think the show is on again tonight. Starring MOMO CHAN in Mission Impossible 4 – The Egyptian VS ZZ Monster….. same time, same channel, same actress. C Ya

It’s not that i do not wanna do my blogging work for the past 2 weeks. It’s because Godma has kept the computer. They all went gai gai for few days so i was on my surveillance duty 24/7. It’s tiring…sob… child abuse, dog abuse, cat abuse… all abuse….

First, Godpa, Godma, Papa Chan, Aunty Amelia, Uncle and Aunty Tong, Uncle Eric and Uncle Jason ( fhew… so many names…) all went to climb some waterfall somewhere… Then when they came back, Godpa and godma went to bangkok again. So, i stayed at home with Aunty yue ping and uncle lianli.

It was fun… the evil godma is not in… Muah hahahahahaha…. muah hahahahahaha.. When the Devil is out, the little al-hornio rules…. Muah hahahahahaha… muah hahahahahaha… I pooed and peed over the place, practicing my tic-tac-toe. I can now pooed in the right square box and draw a line through the poos. It’s dirty and a little bit gross but it’s fun. Aunty yue ping is so nice that she never really scold or whack me like what evil godma will, I got lots of veg and fruits and cookies…cause aunty yueping cannot stand my eye power…. wink wink…

However, i do missed my personal rubBer (Godpa) and my personal pillow cum blanket cum warmer (Godma) at night. I hate sleeping alone. Anyway, Godpa and godma is back. I got my present.. a new harness and it’s PINK… now i feel like a gal….. (giggling…)

Godma, I DEMAND to go gai gai later… need to show off to my friends. Ehhhhh, i need to SEE my friends actually… 😛

It’s been a hectic weekend.

Yester-yester-yesterday, that was saturday. They all went out to gai gai and only came back late at night. It was raining heavily. Godpa, godma, papa chan, aunty and uncle tong all came to visit ME… He he he.. I was happy 🙂 And Uncle Tong, i shall now call him “Uncle Fast-hand Tong”, played ball ball with me. He’s fast. I had difficult time to find my ball ball.. It’s tiring… sob.. Godma, can buy another ball ball for me?

On sunday,Godpa Min and Godma Su went nutz. It was such a hot day in the morning, i just wanna zzzz and laze around.
Godma wanna go down to buy stuff and she received my “eyepower” that i wanna follow. So, she brought me along. Out of the sudden, Godpa Min wanna go down too, to wash his tent at the carpark. So, my crazy godma come up with this crazy idea of bathing me there.

Godma, that’s a public place!!! It was embarassing. Anyway, we went down. Godpa set up the tent and started washing it while i stay at one corner, trying to hide myself from been seen by my friends. Hmm… that tent seems like a good dog house.. i wonder if they’ll set up it for me in the house..

Then it’s my turn.. sob…. do i have to do it…. do i??? well, i did. First time bathing in public area and the water is cold…. cold… they don’t have a water heater. And Crazy Godma wants me to sun myself. I don’t wanna be tan, godma!

GoGo Kit came to visit us in the afternoon, we went out. YIPPIE.. gogo Kit loves me, he says, “Let’s bring MOMO out too, She’s Cute! (he said it in his heart, i swear i heard it)” Yippie… We went to eat laksa, rather the human ate and i supervised. Then we had coffee. There’s a brown doggie that came to say hi, i wanted to go down to play with him. But godma said NO… Sob sob… Evil Godma…

It’s been thrilling and exciting.

Anyway, Time to chase the birdies. They’re calling me… so irritating.. chip chip chip.. cannot let me rest and blog…. chip chip chip….
Birdies…. HERE I COME…..
Wait… dont let me catch you.. If i do, You all will be KFC, Killed Fried Chop.

sob… woof… meow… woof… sob..

It’s been embarrassing. I.. I..I.. let my gas off in front of Godma. Aghhhh… It was raining, Norah Jones was singing her” don’t know why”, we were lying there, everything was so nice. Suddenly, “pooo” Ops….. Godma looked at me and asked, ” did you just fart, momo?” I wished to say no, it’s norah. not me… But she won’t buy my answer.
I wished there’s a hole for me to put my face in. I have never lose my control in front of human before.. Sob… sob.. i put my head down and hope she’ll forget about it. Knowing her, my godma, tomolo everyone will know about it..
I wanna sing to her, ” i too dont know why”..

Later in the night, i was very excited.. Godpa Min was coming back from Thailand… Thailand.. Yippie yippie.. it’s been 2 weeks.. 2 long weeks. and now my personal tummy rubBer and carrier is back. Yippie…. Godma went and picked Godpa back while i waited at home.

“Momo, you… you peed on me… Momo.. now you’re going to get it from me.. ” Oouch.. Godma She-devil, Don’t knock my head, I’m becoming dumb and later what if rocky doesn’t want me anymore. I’m sorry.. but I can’t control myself. It’s just too overwhelming that Godpa is back.

Godpa Min, WHERE IS MY PRESENT??? I dont want wines…. i want my treats… Godma… He never buy me presents.. sob.. sob…

Hmmm.. it’s ok.. next time i dont bring presents for Godpa Min too when i go gai gai.. I’ll pass my presents aka pets to Godma..

I was busy. so i have not been doing my work, blogging 🙁 IT’s all that birdie’s faults….. worse… He brought two of his friends here to fight place with me.. sob sob.. I’m poor poor cat.. poor poor dog.. They ate my food and pooed on my paper.. How dare them… so I’ve been patrolling my food area.
That’s what i did yester’s yesterday.

Yesterday, papa chan came and pick me up. We went to Uncle and Aunty Tong’s place to pick baby up together with Aunty Amelia. Yippie… so many people.. We went to aunty amelia’s colleague’s place ( can’t remember the aunty’s name), they have another doggie… KOKO… see so cute.. all the doggies with 2 syllables are cute, especially MOMO…

I behaved well, even papa chan says i grew up..not physically but up there… I’m a big big gal now.. Everybody loves me.. 🙂
Everybody loves me.. nobody hates me.. lah lah lah.. lah lah lah…
We’ll be together for a while when they go gaigai some weeks later.. It’s ok. just remember to leave the treats behind for me.

Godma Su baked cookies today. I got suspicious when i first heard it from papa chan…. argh… she-devil baking cookies… arghhhh… i wonder if she puts in sleeping pills… or those charm thingy there… arghhhh…

But, it turned out alright. I have to make sure she ate first and in front of me. Papa chan and Aunty Amelia took one piece and they gave the “clear” signal.. Yippie.. more food for the next few days…Godma su baked egg tart too… i want i want… i want… i showed my eagerness and determination of getting that piece of egg tart.. i really tried my best but they ignored me. So i waited… while they’re busy thinking some questions.. i sneaked close and have a lick. But i got caught by papa.. He screamed and whacked my cute cute butt.. OOuch… and papa chan put that egg tart in his mouth.. Greedy papa.. Fat and old papa… ops…(PS: if papa chan reads it, he’ll chop off my cute cute leg to deepfry, it’s been on his mind) Papa Chan is nice and handsome, very knowledgable and kind to animals…

Godma.. where is the delete button?? Godma…..

Sob sob.. Godma Su smacked my cute cute butt!!! I was just showing my displeasure as she left me without telling me this afternoon… sob sob.. and she smacked me… she-devil…..

It’s another one of those days.. i get to stay at home while all the human went out to have fun. I only get to go out in the evening for a short walk. Poor me…. I wanna go gai gai too!

I think Godma Su is getting a bit over-sensitive nowadays. Whenever she sees me scratching myself, she’ll start panicking and search me all over, looking for my pets. I think she needs a holiday.

Papa chan came over just now. He’s all smelly and sweaty but he’s my papa. 🙂 He wants me to be a supermodel, training me to walk straight and balance the funny thing on my head.

Hmmm… I actually like that. SUPER MODEL MOMO CHAN…. all doggies will be drooling over me.

I’ll get to be on TV, commercial advertisements…yum yum… Maybe they’ll sponsor me treats for life time…. I WANNA BE A SUPER STAR… Treats.. Here I come… (Oooouch, got a knock on the head from Godma Su.. Ooooouch….)

I’ll get to do cat walk too.. or is it called dog walk? I’m a catdog.. so i do a cat walk or dog walk?? Godma… HELP… I’m confused again.. HELP….. ( Oooouch… another knock on the head… oouchhhh) Poor me… Sob… 🙁

Godma Su caught xiao xing today and she killed it.. MURDERER!!!

She killed my xiao hei, xiao yue, xiao yang, xiao niu and now.. xiao xing…… Bye bye pets… next time remember to hide better.. But Godma su seems to know where they are.

I wanted to say, “Godma, xiao xing was just coming out to breathe some fresh air..” But she killed him without a second thought… sob…She plucked xiao xing off me and started to scream at him, then next thing i know, xiao xing was crushed by my pee-poo paper…. Too late… next time i go walk walk and try to find new pets again then.

Today is a boring day. I slept throughout the morning till Godma Su came back for lunch. Godpa Min is in Thailand, no one play with me or scrub my tummy. She left me in the house to fight with the monster outside the house.. We were trying to play loud hailers, see who’s louder. I tried my best.. but…..it’s ok… I have an image to maintain, not like the monster…

zzzzz.. feeling sleepy again. I think Godma Su has put a charm on me.. I seem to feel sleepy most of the time…. zzzzzzzzzz…..

Well, Godma Su says I have to catch up with time and trend. Even though i’m a catdog, i have to learn to surf net and blog. She thinks that all pets in the world will be doing so in the near future, so I have to be the pioneer..(she’s weird at times, woman.. weird..) sob sob…. I’m a poor poor dog… or.. poor poor cat.. or poor poor catdog…. I’m confused again…..

“Early morning everyone, I’m MOMO, a confused JRT. I think i’m about 2 or 3 years old, have to check that out with my papa Chan. Currently, I’m staying with Godma Su and Godpa Min cause Godma Su is lonely and bored. So i have to entertain her and keep her company. I have a god sister too, Baby. She’s a naughty little gal who has not grown up, not like me… I’m a real lady. Baby as her name suggests, she’s still behaving like a baby. She’s funny at times but when she makes me mad, I’ll show her.. my white Teeth….

Baby came over last weekend to stay with me and Godma Su as papa Chan, Uncle and Aunty Tong went to some place to cycle (I dont understand why they want to cycle… I run faster with my four leggies…). We had quite a good time, sleeping most of the times as Godma Su was sleeping most of the time. She’s getting old, ops… dont say i said that…. We played fights most of the times. Baby as baby, attacked my ears and my legs every now and then, played my ball, ate my food, drank from my bowl and peed and pooed on my newspaper. I WANT TO COMPLAIN….

But Godma Su says cannot, I have to be a nice hostess (I dont know wat that means, but I think I’ll be one, next time I go baby’s place, I’ll ask her be a nice hostess and let me play her toys) Godma Su slept till afternoon while me and baby sat there waiting for her to wake up.. sometime we dozed off cause she really sleep for long long time… Sometime we got bored, we decided to play.. and that woke her up.. She get mad.. like a devil…. Ahhhhhhhh…..

We went out walk walk today… on the way, i saw a huskie.. He’s so cute…… but he’s interested in Baby… ignored me.. FINE… He aint that cute anyway, I like my Rocky more. Hmmmm…

Baby went home just now as Uncle and Aunty Tong came back. I miss her now, the house is so quiet without her. Though she’s a little bit naughty and immature but she’s my sister. Papa Chan is toasted… Like charcoal.. I miss rocky and aunty amelia too. When will they come again?

Godpa Min is out of town.. he’s in Thailand. i hope he brings me treats, Mmmm mmmm…. ops.. image.. must maintain image…

zzzz… time to sleep… Good night..”